This is the thanks I get?

Before I leave, I've gotta clear one thing up.

Last week, I put myself on the line to defend the increasing indefensible Britney Spears. I probably was the only person in the blogosphere even remotely on her side in the wake of Babygate Part XXIV.

And what do I get in return?

This.

Your honor, I can no longer provide an adequate defense. I hereby withdraw.