Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Finally, a little something for the shoplifters

I hit H&M tonight after work; no reason, really, except that my gym plans were put on hold after I fell this morning while walking across F Street and hurt my ankle. I wasn't too injured to shop, though. And while standing in line for the fitting room (a very long line -- might I suggest not blocking half your fitting room doors with racks of rejected try-ons?) I noticed one of those absurd things that I so enjoy finding.

When you go into the fitting room, the attendant hangs a color-coded tag on the door to indicate how many items you have. Completely normal, but here's the weird thing -- the white tags have the number 0 on them.

Zero.

"Um, items? I didn't have any. I just, uh, came in to sit down for a minute. Cause it's kind of hot in here, specially when you're wearing five shirts and three pairs of pants."

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